I feel like I’m living in the “Twilight Zone.”
Wednesday night, Miles slept through the night. Like, from 8:15 p.m. to 5:45 a.m. Last night, Miles got up once, ate and went back to sleep without inviting 500 of his closest friends for a party. To top it off, he didn’t wake up until 8. Awesome.
With one exception: my run will happen this afternoon.
Just speakin’ the truth here.
Truth: Barley tastes good but it looks like boogers.
Consequence: When you wipe some off your apron, it looks like you flung snot on the wall.
Truth: Dogs will eat almost anything, including a half-tub of margarine, a bubble pack of Claritin and their own vomit.
Consequence: You will not have to wipe off the snot-looking barley because the dog has already eaten it.
Truth: I said “Thank you, God” this morning when I found a perfectly chilled Diet Coke hiding behind the almond milk.
Consequence: I am going to hell. And I’m going to have to drink water with lunch because I just “used” my one Diet Coke for the day at 7:26 a.m.
Editor’s note: Feel free to judge me on that one.
Truth: It’s always
interesting great when your husband offers to the week’s grocery shopping.
Consequence: You get everything on the list plus a 24-ounce bag of shredded Cheddar cheese.
Truth: Mark loved the BBQ Chicken Pasta.
Consequence: He ate all of the leftovers for lunch, and I have nothing for dinner.
Truth: I had time to spare this morning and a 24-ounce bag of shredded Cheddar cheese.
Consequence: I found myself making
macaroni penne-and-cheese at 7:30 a.m. while sipping my Diet Coke. (It also helped me use the quart of fat-free half-and-half that Mark bought.)
Truth: The last time I updated my driver’s license was three places ago.
Consequence: Mark has gently reminded me on-and-off to get a new one, especially the last six months (since we’ve been in the new house).
Truth: I finally went last week and waited a whole of 8.3 seconds to get helped by someone.
JOY: The employee asked me if my height and weight were the same. I looked down.
When you wait three years to update it, you get to knock off 40 pounds.
Sadly, I stayed the same height.
What are your truths for the day?