Sunday, May 18, 2014
Overheard at the Dirty Girl Mud Run
Well, Kim and I can check one off the list - mud "run."
I participated in an event, the Dirty Girl Mud Run, unlike one I'd ever consider. I did things I never thought I'd do. I heard things and said things that should not be uttered during a race.
And, yet, they were.
"Make friends with the pole."
"Just lay down and hug it."
"It's the hormones."
"No place is safe. Not even my hoo ha."
"I need a tiny brush for my vagina."
"You are glowing from the antioxidants in the cow poop."
"I just got a mud douche."
Recap to come ...