Sunday, May 18, 2014

Overheard at the Dirty Girl Mud Run

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Well, Kim and I can check one off the list - mud "run."

I participated in an event, the Dirty Girl Mud Run, unlike one I'd ever consider. I did things I never thought I'd do. I heard things and said things that should not be uttered during a race.

And, yet, they were.

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"Make friends with the pole."

"Just lay down and hug it."

"It's the hormones."

"No place is safe. Not even my hoo ha."

"I need a tiny brush for my vagina."

"You are glowing from the antioxidants in the cow poop."

"I just got a mud douche."

Recap to come ...


  1. Oh my gosh these are too funny! I like the one about the tiny brush! I can't even imagine what it would be like to be covered from head to toe in mud. All I would be thinking about the entire time would be all the worms in that mud. I HATE worms! You are one tough cookie!