Well, Kim and I can check one off the list - mud "run."
I participated in an event, the Dirty Girl Mud Run, unlike one I'd ever consider. I did things I never thought I'd do. I heard things and said things that should not be uttered during a race.
And, yet, they were.
"Make friends with the pole."
"Just lay down and hug it."
"It's the hormones."
"No place is safe. Not even my hoo ha."
"I need a tiny brush for my vagina."
"You are glowing from the antioxidants in the cow poop."
"I just got a mud douche."
Recap to come ...
LMAO
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh these are too funny! I like the one about the tiny brush! I can't even imagine what it would be like to be covered from head to toe in mud. All I would be thinking about the entire time would be all the worms in that mud. I HATE worms! You are one tough cookie!
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